This is me today. Just add a fuzzy pink bathrobe and purple slippers (don't judge me!) and there is virtually no difference. I even have the whiskers. Normally on Sundays I get off work and come home and sleep but our neighbour chooses Sunday to bang on his house. He doesn't do it on other days, just Sunday. He knows I work nights! This is the same neighbour that chipped mortar off bricks every single day for a year. He doesn't work and I think he is bored. So here I am with about an hour of sleep in the last 24 hours and I am in bad mood # 825 of 2013.
And I will give any one of you a million dollars to give me a hysterectomy.
I am actually happy right now because I was wanting a Coke (don't judge me!) and we never have them in the house but I just remembered that I stashed one in the back of the fridge about two months ago. Some days (of the month) a drink of Coke is like heaven.
Oh my and I hate neighbours who know you are trying to sleep and just keep banging. Banging on their house, of course.
ReplyDeleteI'm having some Tim Hortons coffee which might explain why I'm commenting at almost two thirty in the morning.
I hope you get some semblance of sleep. Have a Coke from the back of the fridge.
Wishing you all the best.
Gary
Hiss and spit to thoughtless neighbours.
ReplyDeleteI can't judge you, Birdie. I'm drinking a Coke right now.
ReplyDeleteOMG what do you mean the whiskers!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with a fuzzy pink bathrobe and purple slippers? (Wondering if I should change my relaxing wardrobe)
ReplyDeleteI hide stuff too for days like this!!
ReplyDeleteI could give you a hysterectomy but you might not be happy with the results...wink wink.
I can't judge you either, Birdie; I hid a chocolate bar in the fridge a few days ago. Haven't shared one tiny bit of it with anyone. Mine, all mine...
ReplyDeleteNever a Coke addict (either kind). But oh yes, definitely a robe and slippers kind of gal and well, I'd rather not talk about the whiskers. I did just eat cold pizza for breakfast and clapped my hands in glee when I found the slice left over in the fridge. Urges to kill loud neighbors? Had them often until moving to the country. Judge you ever? I doubt it.
ReplyDeleteI don't keep any of those drinks in the house, but I sometimes consume them when I'm out or I'm with friends.
ReplyDeleteOh I think he is a bored neighbor, if he don't work. Good to have a coke:)
ReplyDeleteI totally agree about the coke... sometimes it just quenches something deep inside... I am not sure what it is... the sugar? maybe... Is there a way to talk to your neighbor? is he approachable? I also had a fuzzy pink bathrobe that i used to love wearing... so comfy... it is long gone... need to get me another one... but it is just way to hot here in Tanzania.
ReplyDeleteGrowing up in the city that Coke built, I didn't know that it was a sin to drink the stuff. Now I never buy it and only have it when I can pick it up in a meeting. Nothing like a coke to entertain yourself with when your mind is being numbed to the point of being comatose.
ReplyDeleteSometimes a glass of coke hits the spot!. Had my ginger beer binge a few months back. Packed with sugar.. I'm okay for some time now ~:)
ReplyDeleteI love the way you turn the stuff of life into something to laugh about. Those house bangers are a pain in the butt! I hope you enjoyed that Coke!
ReplyDeleteLove that image and your sense of humour. Hateful neighbour! xx
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