The devil cat has killed three birds since Thursday. Today I stepped out on to the deck and there was a dead bird laying there all mangled. It was just a little bird with yellow. Of course I freaked and Norbert went running. I am told that cats just do this out of instinct but I think Norbert does it to be a bad cat. He thinks it is funny. He does it because he is a bully and for meanness.
Today was a write-off. My Auntie Flo is here. God, she is a bitch. I figure she will be dead in about 10 years and I can't wait. Either that or I will beg for a hysterectomy. I just know I an getting too old for this. It would be nice to go back to the caveman days where I could be sent to a tent for 5 days and I could just sleep. I say bring back that practice now only I want wireless and chocolate.
Oh! I forgot to mention that I got a raise last pay cheque. (After working 1800 hours.) How nice is that? For the first time in my life I am making a fair and living wage. Now to work off paying off my line of credit. bah
Al Anon tomorrow night and do I ever need it. This latest crisis is stressing me out.


My Auntie Flo is six feet under and I don't miss her one bit! It's the best thing about menopause, LOL!
ReplyDeleteWhen Auntie Flo visits me she brings like 3 other bitchy aunts with her. If it keeps up, I'll be eating iron pills like m&m's. I have been anemic a good bit of my life and this is surely why. Gah! So I hear ya on those issues.
ReplyDeleteYay on the raise! And regarding the crisis, hang in there hon! {hug}
Auntie Flo is dead, and I miss her not at all. Despite an idiot doctor I had (male of course) who told me that women liked to menstruate 'it reassures them that they are women'. Hiss and spit.
ReplyDeleteHow would belling the devil cat go? Jazz now has three bells and has not caught a bird in a while. Quite a while.
The older I getting, the least patience I have for family members or fiends that drive me insane or that are nasty so I totally understand your sentiment.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on working hard and finally getting a monetary recognition for it!
Congratulation on your pay raise!
ReplyDeleteThe cat has to love catching birds...ewww for us. Yay for a pay raise
ReplyDeleteOh...
ReplyDeleteI get it...
I thought you actually had an Aunt FLo...
Boy...
Am I old...
Or what...
Good on you for the raise...
It's about time...
Cheers!
Linda :o)
Auntie Fo? Whatever has Auntie Flo done to deserve such vitriol?
ReplyDeleteSorry about the Red Flag Day being a bitch. Don’t wish for the menopause, it too can be hell. But afterwards, oh the relief! Except that sex isn’t so much fun anymore.
If I wish you a Happy New Year, are you going to beat me?
Hang in there! God, I laughed my butt off reading about your "Aunt." :0
ReplyDeleteI'd never heard of Auntie Flo, but that's a great name! And yay for a payrise - that's always great news!
ReplyDeleteWoohoo for the raise!!! You deserve it!
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree 1000% that women should be put in a comfortable space with food and chocolate and a tv and a computer and hot men to be at their beck and call.
Totally agree with that!
I pray for menopause like I pray for nothing else. Seriously. I'll take chin hairs and crepey skin over bleeding like a harpooned whale every month.
ReplyDeleteI love that you have a leaf from the spot you got married!