Do you know what this picture is?  Never mind.  Don't bother guessing because you wont be able to.  It is something only I could dream up.  It is a bag of M &M's tied up in a Nitrile work glove. Why?  Because I want to eat the whole bag. See how pathetic I am?  

 What else?  My dad is going to California for 2 months.  Canadian winters really do suck.  Like, a lot. 

 I found these pictures while perusing Amazon.  Holy shit. This is a cat muzzle.  My god.  If you have a cat that is so evil that it needs to be muzzled I would like to know how you are going to get a muzzle on it in the first place.  You have your choice of colours because that really matters to your cat. I can just imagine if I did this to the Ungrateful Bastard.  He gets in a murderous rage if I just look at him wrong. God save us all when you take it off the beast. 

This next picture is a cat bathing bag. It is of course, used to bathe your cat.  It also says, "Cat Grooming Bag also features two carrying handles and a convenient hanging hook." Does that mean I am allowed to stuff The Ungrateful Bastard in one of these bags and hang him up in the living room by the convenient hanging hook? We have a couple of those plant hooks on the ceiling. That would likely hold his weight. Can I carry him around the house by the handles?  That ought to make him love me. I wonder what would happen if I put him in the bag and the pink muzzle on him?  Before all you cat lovers throw up a hair ball, know that I won't do any of this.  No, I spend a great part of my day catering to Norbert and hoping he shows me even a small amount of affection. He sometimes lets me pet him. I am sure Oprah would say I should be grateful for that.  Though she is a dog person, right?  Figures.