More Evidence. UB is the DEVIL!

He outdid himself tonight.  The Ungrateful Bastard (Norbert) is indeed the devil.  Here is what happened.
I just woke up because I am working the night shift tonight.  As usual Norbert is crying and yowling to be let outside.  He is not allowed out after dark because he has no life skills .  I called him and he came and sat on the arm of the couch for a few minutes.  I petted him then off he went.  A minute later I saw that he had left behind some cat fur so I brushed it away.  I forgot about it and went on with reading.  I then went to scratch my face and there was this awful smell on my hand.  It wasn't fur it was cat shit.  I started dry-heaving and ran to the bathroom.  It was a good thing my stomach was empty because it was gross and disgusting.  Is there any doubt my cat is a spawn of the devil?  I probably have Trichotillomania now.  Or Toxoplasmosis.  


Anyway...
I went to see my doctor today and was put on a new medication because the one I am on is clearly not working.  I explained that I am doing everything right.  I meditate, go to Reiki, do yoga, journal and I am seeking a counsellor.  And yet, I cry everyday, sometimes for hours.  This is not just grief anymore.  I am keeping my fingers crossed.   


OK, I have to go to work.  I don't have time to proofread this so I hope it makes sense.