I am going to write a quick post because my boy is waiting for his computer.
Feeling better by increments. Today I got my broken computer ready for shipping, went to the dollar store to get Easter and Birthday cards for the people I love and then to the bakery for chocolate hot cross buns and other goodies. I am totally bushed now. And you know who just showed up? My fucking Aunt Flo. God, I hate her. She is a moody bitch and shows up at the most inopportune times. Never invited. What kind of bitch starts showing up when you are 12 and drops by every month for the next 40 or so years? She always wants chocolate when she is here.
Chocolate hot cross buns sound delish right about now. And my Aunt Flo always wants fast food burgers and snickers...she is a bitch indeed.
ReplyDeleteBless you heart; 40 years of a bitchy aunt just showing up is enough to bring someone close to the breaking point and she also wants chocolate?
ReplyDeleteAunts are supposed to BRING chocolate, not demand it.
ReplyDeleteGlad you're improving - even if it's only slowly. It's at least the right direction.
Mean and vicious Aunt Flo. The only solution I can see is to feed her so much chocolate she chokes - which should see her off for another month or so.
ReplyDeleteI told you not to do too much...
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They send in Aunt Flo...to punish you..
Tell her you don't have any chocolate...
Happy shower!!:o)
Cheers!
Linda :o)
Have you ever thought of taking Ex-Lax and dipping it in melted chocolate chips and making chocolate bars specially for Aunt Flo?
ReplyDeleteSorry I'm a mean person. Beat me, hurt me, make me write bad checks.
That's the only reason she comes, for the chocolate! Maybe you could leave a Yorkie bar outside the front door and she wouldn't bother to knock on the door?
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