Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Postponed!

So yes, my surgery has been postponed.  I wasn't given a reason. Now it will be March 20th.  A few of you have asked what the surgery is for.  Basically, it is to put my female parts back where they belong.  My son was a very big baby and likely should have been a cesarean but instead he was delivered the old-fashioned way and then with forceps.  I tore and was cut and because of the trauma,everything down south has moved to places in should not be.  Normally I don't hold back on details on my blog but for once I think I must.  (It is really embarrassing and only my husband and gynecologist know all of it.) Let's just say, like an old car I need to go in for some repairs. A lot of repairs. 

On a happier note, it was almost like Spring today!  February tends to be pretty nice where I live.  It changes back to rain in March but I don't mind.  The really crappy gray damp weather is almost behind us. Yippee for that! 

Here is a juicy bit of news.  Are you ready? I bought "the world's best pot scrubber" the other day. Actually, I bought two of them. **  If any of you have trouble with scrubbing pots and pans it is because you don't have "the world's best pot scrubber".  Which means I am better than you.  And my pots are cleaner. To be honest, if you are from Canada, you too can get "the world's best pot scrubber" from Home Hardware.  (Linda- you may want to leave your vacation from Florida early because you don't want to miss out.)

And holy hell. That is the most interesting part of my week. 


**My dishwasher broke and I am not going to have it fixed.  I have given my kids one of each utensil and dish and taped the cupboard shut. Every time I enter the kitchen it is a pigsty. My kids can't seem to grasp the concept of putting a damn plate in the dishwasher.  Anyway, now it is broken and it is to damn bad.

11 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I've seen those "world's best pot scrubbers" in the store -- nice to know it's not an exaggerated claim!

Frostbite and Sunburn said...

Good luck with the kids and no dishwasher mode - please report back on your findings!!

heartinhand said...

I bought my kids each a pot scrubber and put them in their Christmas stockings this year!

Notice how kids are the root of all the troubles? First your uterus, then your kitchen. HAHAH!

MorningAJ said...

When you said the world's best pot scrubber I thought you meant a hunky man, wearing nothing but a frilly apron to do your dishes for you! (Well, I'd like one of those!)

Sherri Abendroth said...

LMAO!

It has always amazed me that so many people don't have the mental capacity to figure out that if you wash the dish as soon as you are done eating, it takes about 20 seconds out of the day... that's it. On the other hand, if you let it sit & ferment, harden and glue-like, it can take upwards of 30 minutes (not including soak time) to get the crap off....

Riot Kitty said...

OUCH. I bet you can't wait to get the surgeries done.

And I've found that kids or males other than my dad generally don't see dishes once they've used them.

CrystalChick said...

Sorry for the postponement. :( Hope the days go by quickly and you're back to normal, whatever that is, very soon.
Glad you got to enjoy a bit of nice weather!

MorningAJ said...

I LOVE the dragon valentine you left on my blog. He's so cute! And I love anything dragon-y so he was most welcome.

Take care.

Ajax said...

Such a drag to have that surgery postponed. I know how that is looking forward to those sorts of things. Wish you didn't have to be strung along, and for no concrete reason- sheesh! Lemme at em!

Ofelia said...

First of all I'm glad that now you have a specific time for your surgery and you will fill brand new after all of your parts are where they supposed to be.
Second, I'm going to try those scrubbers because just like many of your readers, I thought that their claims were lies!

Linda said...

I will not be leaving FLorida any time soon!!!!
Could you pick one of those scrubby scratchy things for me???hahaha...
You better get that dishwasher fixed...'cause it will be YOU who suffers in the end...

Cheers!
Linda :o)