Ag! I Should Post...

I haven't been posting so I am going to try to think of something to say.  I am on my days off and I have done nothing.  Nothing, I tell you.  I find 'days off' are usually spent running around doing stuff but this week I decided to sit and stare at the wall. Maybe read a book.  (I am having a hard time finding a good read lately.  I don't want anything heavy.  Something that would make me laugh would be nice.  Any suggestions?)  I did have my eye brows waxed and my bangs trimmed because (as my mom used to say) I was looking like the Wreck of the Hesperus.  

Norbert, the U.B.  (see side bar if you are new to my blog) is in full on "it's Spring!"  mode.  He is fixed but you would never guess.  He cries like a baby so he can go outside.  What the hell he does out there that brings him so much pleasure is beyond me.  (humping things I have no doubt.) He is also trying to overthrow me by repeated assassination attempts on the stairs.  He runs as fast as he can around the house with no apparent direction or purpose.  I am quite convinced that when I get old I am going to die as a result of a broken hip because a cat tripped me.  That cat won't be Norbert but it will be a cat.  Evil.  Pure evil, all of them!  If I blog long enough one day everyone will wonder what happened when I no longer post.  It will be because a cat managed to kill me.  You would think I should choose to live in a house without cats but that is just silly.

These are my Groundhogs.  Six more weeks of winter my friends.  I was hoping it would come before May 21.  But aren't they cute?  I am missing some of the ones from the collection but I see e-bay has them.  This is my only collection.   They only get to come out once a year.  

Anyway, I am going to go back to staring at the wall.