Thursday, June 21, 2012

My Day in Bullets


  • Saw a man walking up the road dressed in red spandex from head to toe pushing a shopping cart full of cans.
  • Called the vet regarding the cat in my previous post. They got a hold of the owners.
  • I got a new phone.  It is a land line and has a cord.  I don't know what most of the features are for.
  • Picked my kids up as school.  Last day! 
  • Took my kids to an eye appointment.  My daughter decided to get contacts instead of glasses.
  • Made "compost tea".  It consists of putting finished compost into an old pillow-case, letting it sit overnight in a large bucket of water.  It is supposed to be very good for vegetables.  Will see.
  • Went out for Indian food but felt ripped off because I wanted the owner to be more like Babu Bhatt. 
  • For some unknown reason I am grieving the loss of my mom.  Time is not healing.  I just miss her more.
  • I ate a banana.  I hate bananas.
  • Norbert (the Ungrateful Bastard) is grounded for killing birds.  He is not allowed to go outside after 4:00 in the afternoon as it is his witching hour.  
  • My fiancĂ© wants me to stomp on any carpenter ants that I see but I feel terrible any time I kill anything.  I wonder if I can set up an ant relocation program?  I guess they will just find their way back. *sigh*   

14 comments :

  1. You could spend the rest of your life stomping ants and it wouldn't do a thing to eliminate ant-life. But if you don't want to, don't do it!

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  2. Glad the cat is back with its owners!

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  3. Great to hear about the cat. I am terrified of ants but that cartoon is cute!

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  4. I loved the list and had to laugh at your sense of humor behind each task. Those carpet ants, on another note...yea, they have to go!

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  5. stomp away! I find the crunch rather satisfying. My son was quite artistic as a kid but also had a sense of humour. My favourite picture he made was of a giant shoe about to crush an unwitting ant. Life is fraught with danger.

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  6. Babu was one of my favourite recurring characters in Seinfeld. I loved the finger.. shown just as it is in the image.. back and forth.. "you're a very bad man, a very bad man."

    ANTarctica cracked me up.

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  7. Well at least I'm not the only one who feels guilty for killing bugs. I admit that fire ants don't get much of my sympathy however. I'm glad the kitty will be reunited with his/her family.

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  8. A phone with a cord? That's wonderful.

    Your mom... give yourself time. It won't go away anytime soon. and it won't go away completely, but... just give yourself more time, Birdie.

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  9. Love Seinfeld!! Ant block it comes in a jug from Home Depot they cary it away and blam you just don't see them anymore and the pets don't bother with it or you smell it. I wish you comfort for your loss of your mom I know there isn't enough words to help that hurt but know I do care and wish your hurt to lessen :))

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  10. oh gosh thank you I needed that giggle
    Poor Norbet

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  11. as i began reading your bullets, and came to the compost tea... i began to sweat a little bit... i was thinking... oh man, birdie's lost it...

    then i continued reading and saw it's for the garden hahahahahaha

    glad they located the kitty owner's although i hope the owner's are happy about the found kitty and not the sort that will dump the poor soul....

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  12. AnonymousJune 22, 2012

    What a busy day, Birdie. I am so glad the cat is back to his home. Oh, I have the same problem with Herger. Moles, birds, baby rabbits. The only problem is, he will not use a litter box and will only potty outdoors. Since I cannot ask him his intentions, I let him out every time he goes to the door.

    I don't think we ever stop missing those we love. We just accept their absence and try to focus on the beauty we had with them. Hugs, sweetie. Mina

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  13. Glad the cat has been returned to his/her owners. Yes me too - compost tea(I was thinking UGH!) - however I recall hearing about it before so my brain knew it wasn't for human comsumption. My brain just saw the word TEA and that was it! Visions of you pouring a nice cuppa compost tea were flooding my mind! Yes you wil miss your Mum forever darling. I love the ant cartoon, did you create that? Bless you for thinking about the tiny ant. xx

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  14. My mom's been gone ten years and I still miss her. You don't get over the loss, but you do get used to it. Easier to tolerate as the years pass....

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